Monday, November 16, 2020

Mobius Man


The date. The time. The timeline. The mask. The fucker was here.

The gun cocked.

“I jumped through twenty-six timelines to get to you.”

“One would have sufficed, Möbius.”

The bugger didn’t even turn around. And he knew my name.

He is good. He is very good.

“I need to know why?”

He ignored my question. “You should have killed me when you had a chance.” Bugger wasn’t even scared.

At Temporal Opus, we need to know. I tried again.

“Why did you kill those 25 people?”

He chuckled. An ice-cold laugh in the face of death that would have made a hardened Temporal Agent piss in his pants. “People? Those retrievers didn’t tell you anything, huh? These were not just random ‘people’ Mobius. Here--” He tossed a bundle of photos over to me. Bloody faces of 25 ‘people’ floated in air on the photos. Despite the brutal way they were murdered, there was clearly one theme to it. B… But… It couldn’t be…

“They are all me! What the…!”

“Yes. They are all Mobius. Twenty-five Möbiuses who thought they had me because their retrievers told them so.”

 All twenty-five of me killed by him.

“Am I the twenty-sixth?”

“Nope. I am.” The fucker turned around. He wasn’t even making sense anymore. “You see—” he came closer… I could feel his breath… his eyes staring intently into mine… “—I am Möbius too.”

The mask came off. A mirror came up. A horrendous mirror that showed you a murderous version of yourself.

“I am the twenty-sixth.” He repeated, the man with my face, “I am just tired of this killing. You must complete the job now.”

His right hand reached for the overcoat pockets. A shot was fired impulsively… from my gun. His body fell to the ground and papers from his hands fell to the floor.

CONFIDENTIAL

Mission Details

Target: Agent Möbius #137

Timeline: UNKNOWN

Cause: Rogue agent. Catastrophic imploding timelines and collapsing multi-Universes

Mission: Eliminate Agent Möbius (all timelines).

BRIEFING ENDS

 

I see it now. Temporal agency couldn’t pin-point the exact timeline of the rogue one. All of us need to be eliminated to be sure. I wept near the twenty-sixth. His sacrifice will not go in vain.

I gathered the twenty-five photos, added another one.

And then, I donned his mask. Off to the twenty-seventh.

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Sunday, March 22, 2020

Insecticide




She is alone, she is scared, and she is hungry. Being a Higher Power and gaining a million-year lifespan doesn’t absolve one from biological necessities. That privilege is reserved only for the Highest Powers.

She should have thought about this before taking an interstellar detour. She shouldn’t be blamed, though. It is only recently that she was elevated from a Power to the Higher Power. Earlier she was never far away from a meaty planet or even simmering hot delicious Sun. But no, she had to become a Higher Power and go inter-stellar. And now there she is… stuck in empty interstellar space, light-years from the nearest sun.

She looks left, right, front, back, up and down. The tiny dots of light don’t evolve into any familiar pattern. She is truly lost in an unknown part of the galaxy.

She shouldn’t have answered that last Prayer. She thought she can outshine other Higher Powers by answering and saving that species, even though their planet was outside her jurisdiction. And didn’t she feel good when they considered her a goddess? She did. Very much. Well, thanks to that adventure now she is the one in the need of saving.

‘Shall I call upon the Highest Powers?’ She thinks. ‘They can show up here at the speed of thought. But it will look bad on me for miscalculating on my very first millennia as a Higher Power.

Garbled Galaxies! Now my multiple bio-circuits are shutting down along the 36-km body. Need to start the back-up energy source.  What should I do? What should I do?’

She prepares to call the highest power from her Ansible -- faster-than-light communication channel. Before she does, a tiny globule appears in the periphery of her multi-frequency vision. Curious, she quickly jumps next to it.

‘It looks amazing,’ she says. ‘Definitely created by a space-faring civilization. Some kind of derelict vessel for space exploration. For now, it will have to do as a quick snack. It is mostly hollow from inside but still bigger than an asteroid. It should give me enough energy to reach the next star.’

As she prepares her orifices to ingest the vessel, a warning sign lights up somewhere within her.

‘What now?’

She sees within and realizes that her snack is not derelict after all. It has about a million specimens from the space-faring civilization. They all are looking at her in awe. She is now torn about eating it. Rules don’t say anything about not ingesting the species, but it is frowned upon. Anyway… there are probably billions more where this one came from.

‘Got to check nevertheless.’

She lets out a sigh and uses a part of her remaining energy to boot Backward Projection Device. Her addendum vision changes and the derelict… no… the image of the derelict moves backward in time. It traverses back towards a mid-sized sun, past a beautiful ringed planet and other gas giants.

Pause.

It stops near a blue planet, the third one from its Sun.

Play.

There are four other derelicts --  just like this one -- about to escape the planet each with millions of specimens of a species called ‘humans’.

‘Well, the other three ships are there, so I might as well eat this one.’ He orifices dilate again to ingest the vessel as addendum vision continues to play the projection. Missiles from the blue planet gallop towards the four vessels. Three of them find their target but the fourth one misses by hair. Not long after, a large explosion jolts her vision as the blue planet goes up in smoke.

‘Shivering Supernova!’ she exclaims.

The last vessel is almost ingested. She spits it out and looks down upon the vessel. She can get into trouble if she ingested the last specimen of a species. She turns around and looks at the neighborhood again.

Left, right, forward, backward, up, down. Absolutely nothing. Just the darkness of space.

Her circuits grumble again with hunger.

She looks back at the human vessel that is now running away.

‘Ah, well. Highest Powers won’t find it out.’

She makes a jump and gobbles it up in one bite.

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Sunday, March 1, 2020

Imagine A Corny Love-Story Title Here


Neha was out for her early evening jog.

This story hasn’t started very well, isn’t it? Like every third girl of her generation, her parents didn’t bother to spend a good minute choosing the name tag for their love product. Of course, she could have been a ‘Neha Sharma’ or ‘Neha Gupta’ but the author of this story possibly couldn’t be cared to know each detail about the said Neha. However, a jaunt in her step, a bright smile on her face and a tongue that could put Gordon Ramsey’s sharpest knife looking for an alternate career option as an envelope opener, left no doubt that her parents didn’t go wrong with ‘Neha’.

And about 25 years later, Neha was out for her early evening jog.

You can consider this to be your writer’s another creative failure when of all the exotic settings -- deep space star fleets to time dilating black-holes – from 14th century Greece to 80th century futuristic worlds – he chose a neighborhood evening jog to introduce you to your beloved Neha. Well, you knew what you were in for from the first sentence itself. So, get on with it.

Now, where were we? The same place where we were left pondering about her name while her jog took her half-way around the block.

Our Neha… scratch that… ‘Your’ Neha bounced away in tandem with her pony-tail hair that seemed to be wagging her forward. Two long tendrils from a modern-day Walkman (or should we say, Walkwoman? All right, all right this is not your author’s best day.) ended up in her ears, pouring the latest rhythms to aid her jogging. Which kind of music, you ask? Well, I am sorry, but we shouldn’t be breaching her privacy like that, even if it is rightfully in yours truly’ s creative liberties domain. However, we can safely assume that it must be one of those soulful and meaningful love songs, that makes one want to puke on the next pink-colored stuffed unicorn.

Anyways.

As your Neha took to the wind and the evening Sun set away in the west (where else? This is not Tatooine, you silly), your overweight author tried to keep up. With hurting knees, I am glad to report that your Neha took a break and sat down on a bench not too far away.

As she sipped from her water bottle, we can now take a pause to describe her. Of course, Neha is slim and beautiful with glowing skin because if she isn’t this author can kiss goodbye to movie options for this story.

On cue, enters our hero, a tall, masculine, fair and handsome jogger from the other end of the street. This specimen has had finished more protein jars than he has finished books – a claim that is not exaggerated by this author’s envy. Continuing with the objective assessment, his bulging and toned muscles and even more bulging and toned beard leave no questions about this gentleman’s music tastes. This alpha male is surely an aficionado of catchy hymns in praise of feminity, featuring womanly beauty in its purest form, at least as much legally allowed on PG-14 television.

Our Greek god took long strides, sweat drops rolling down his bare thighs and all, and paused, totally by coincidence, near the bench where Neha was sitting.

It is a sign of a lazy writer and a shallow human being when he uses hackneyed tropes like ‘love at first sight’. Along with the first atrocity of choosing a name like ‘Neha’, this is the second strike. If my beloved reader could overlook this slouchy prose, I promise I will be more thoughtful in naming my characters in the future.

“Hi, I am Amit.”

("Amit"? Reaally?)

If Neha’s parents ever wanted validation of their creative prowess, they needn’t look farther than Amit’s parents. I mean we didn’t ask for those new-age names where you have to strike a song before you get to the actual name, like,  ‘AAArav’ or ‘AAAnvesh’, which, anyway, in my opinion, are more suitable for battery names, but at least make an effort to get to ‘Rahul’. Anyway, I digressed. Back to this love story.

“Hi, I am Amit,” said the living trailer of Gold Gym.

Neha looked at him and her cheeks turned pink.

“-- and I am married,” she replied flouting her ring.

Amit seemed unperturbed. He casually took a place next to her. There was a full minute of uncomfortable silence between them during which his biceps and triceps did most of the talking.

“You seemed to be new here,” he said, finally his tongue catching-up with his other muscles.

“Yes, I moved here last week with my husband.”

“And where is he right now?” the hulk looked about.

Neha took a deep sigh. “He had some work at the office.”

“I wonder how he even manages to leave this beautiful girl every day,” ventured the eight-pack wielding hunter-gatherer.

A tinge of sadness appeared in Neha’s beautiful eyes. “He doesn’t love me much.”

“Oh, is it?” Smiled the love child of Hercules and treadmill.

Neha just nodded barely keeping it together.

“Wouldn’t you want to make him jealous? I am sure I can be what your husband isn’t.”

Neha looked into his hypnotic eyes and a small key left Neha’s hand and dropped next to him.

“Apartment B-706. Wait for ten minutes… and don’t knock the door… just enter.”

As Neha jogged away, her ponytail swinging from side to side, our hero Amit watched her fashioning a grin larger than Halloween pumpkins.

Now it none of your author’s business poking nose into other people’s lives. No sir. But it is also necessary to fulfill one’s literary duties as an author and provide readers with a conclusive third act. Hence, purely driven by these professional commitments, this invisible author decides to sacrifice questions of morality on the altar of literary arts, and urges the readers to discreetly follow Amit on his way to B-706.

Amit kissed the key and pocketed his precious possession. He looked about like a secret agent and having satisfied himself of complete anonymity (completely ignoring the invisible author and his eleven subscribers) before entering the building ‘B’.

In the elevator’s close quarters which was now making its way slowly to the 7th floor, one could almost smell the testosterone in the air. The moment the doors opened; Amit leaped towards 706 like a vampire smelling blood.

As he turned the key and entered the house, shutting and locking the door behind him, a sweet handcrafted nameplate stared in the face of twelve of us.

“B-706
Guptas
Neha
&
Amit”

Sigh. Looks like this was a boring and wholesome matrimonial love story, afterall.

I will show myself out.

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Tuesday, February 18, 2020

The Termino Tangle



“Admiral Gator, orbit insertion in 20-mins,” said a voice behind his back.

Admiral Gator didn’t bother turning around. He had done these missions hundreds of times and the crew churn was very high. There were new spacemen all the time. Some remained on every captured planet, others eventually got drafted to other missions or desk jobs, but mostly just got killed from their own incompetence. Space was unforgiving and remembering the name of every idiot who didn’t understand that was just too much trouble. His muscles stiffened. “Scan the surface. I don’t want any surprises when we get down.”

“Yes sir.”

Admiral continued to stare at the large grey planet that was growing bigger by the minute. This was supposed to be his 100th capture since the Last War, the most any other Admiral had achieved under the Final Emperor. Hundredth and the last one. Then he would hang his boots and settle on a decent Jupiter view Villa at Ganymede. He could have chosen any of the thirty thousand colonized planets across the Galaxy but there was some sense of nostalgia associated with the home solar system. A sentimentality that most of the newer generation could never understand. But there was another reason for his choice… at Ganymede he would be far away from the Emperor who controlled his vast Empire from Magellen – a rocky super-planet near the center of the Milky Way Galaxy. If there was one thing more unforgiving than the space, it was the megalomaniac dictator who had just won the whole galaxy.

When the underling had left, he poured himself a glass of fine Europa whiskey. Fermented by rare microbes under a thick layer of ice gave it quite a unique taste. Frankly, he didn’t like it much, but the privilege was just too prestigious to let go. One of the so many little things that put underlings in their place.
The errand-boy was soon back with a portable-visor in his hand.

Can’t these guys not be efficient for once?

He was a young lad… probably fresh out of the academy. Too young for his own benefit… movements too flail and words too unsure. Admiral wondered if he’d survive through to the end of the mission. Despite himself, he felt like talking to this one.

Admiral motioned him to come closer to his private bar. “What’s your name, boy?”

“My name is Kritu, Sir. Charon born.”

Admiral’s glass halted mid-way. “Charon born?”

The young guy blushed. His eyes turned to the floor. “Yes Sir. My Dad was a prisoner and my Mom was one of the Law Enforcement.”

“That’s not what I meant.” Admiral felt sorry for the boy. Charon’s prison colonies were one icy-hell, one of the worst places for a kid to grow up. “Do you want a drink?”

“Thank you, Sir,” said the boy, a little surprised at the unexpected kindness from the Admiral. “Alligator will be in orbit shortly so maybe I shouldn’t.”

“First mission, eh?”

The boy nodded.

“Good for you. You must be enjoying the view then.” Admiral downed his wine and closed the bottle. “Once you have been to as many as I have, things start to get a little boring. Same old, same old.”

“I wouldn’t know that, Sir. I studied your mission logs during my training. They are the stuff of legends.”

“Those logs aren’t half of what we went through on those planets, son. Anyway… do you have that scan that I asked for?”

“Yes, Sir.” Kritu extended a visor towards the Admiral and iterated a what was no-doubt, a practiced speech. “The planet is Type-C. Uninhabited. Rocky surface with size 1.2 R-naught. Gravity 1.4 gees. 20-hour days. There has an environment but no breathable oxygen, our neutrinometry suggests some mineral deposits under the surface --”

Same old, same old.

“Understood.”

The boy shuffled his weight from one foot to another in uncomfortable silence.

“There is one more thing, Sir.”

“Yea…?”

“That grey thing is some kind of organic mass. Planet wide.”

Admiral sensed a tinge of worry on Kritu’s voice. “Don’t worry. I have seen stuff like that before. It’s like moss and easy to exterminate. But in space… I don’t want make any assumptions… Alligator will land with all stations ready and EVA only after complete environmental report.”

 “Yes sir. I will pass the message to rest of the crew. What do you want to name it, Sir? I mean the planet.”

“Ah… I almost forgot about that. Well, this is my last mission, so it should be something appropriate. Ah. I have it. Let’s call it Termino.”

“I will update the catalogues, Sir.”

“Do that. And wake up the ground team. We may have to rendezvous with the natives and they might be hostile.”

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Admiral hated looking at groggy faces of ground teams, they were always confused for a considerable time after the thaw, and invariably asked that stupid question:

“Which year is it?” Captain Shemira asked.

“Don’t sweat it, Captain. You shall soon find out.”

Admiral inspected the rank of soldiers. He saw one of them stealing a glance of the grey-planet -Termino - that now filled almost the entire field of vision. Alligator was firing its thrusters in preparing for a soft landing. Admiral bellowed, “Get to your stations. Let’s cleanse this planet swiftly. No firing without my command. Let’s get over with this. Understood?”

“Yes, Sir,” all the soldiers said in unison.

“For the Emperor,” he shouted.

“For the Emperor,” a dozen voices replied.

Admiral settled on the Rendezvous Panel designed specifically for capturing missions. Various screens played to him each and every piece of information that could help him to make crucial decisions. As the Colonization Ship Alligator closed the distance to the grey blob of the planet, he focused on one particular screen that gathered the EM feed. IF the natives were spacefaring, they’d trying sending radio signals to contact the ship. And he’d reply with a barrage of EM bombs (to make them deaf), followed by Fusion bombs (to make them dead). Sure, it made Terraforming a little trickier later, but the Emperor didn’t distinguish between a planet and a dead planet. And so, neither did he. Survival of the fittest was nature’s law and primitive species must give way for the more advanced ones. But he was spared this effort when no contact attempt was made. He shut the lid containing the trigger.

“Prepare to land,” he said.

“Copy that, Admiral. Preparing for landing. Target landing coordinates twenty-three degree north, forty-six degrees east. ETA twenty-one minutes.”

Same old, same old.

As Alligator decelerated, he was gently pushed back into his chair, the screen showing the visual feed of the planet flickered as the grey matter showing on it covered every pixel. At about 100-kms from the surface, the surface features started to resolve but it was like zooming in on a Mandelbrot set.

Twenty minutes later, Alligator landed softly on Termino.

“Touch-down,” declared the pilot. “Soft ground underneath.”

“Good job everyone. Ground team remain at your stations till you have a ‘Go’ from me. We will take a call on EVA once we have the primaries completed. Science team begin the scan and feed it to the – whatsthat?”

Scan was unnecessary. Even as Admiral Gator was finishing his last sentence, the visual feed was changing dramatically. In distance, humanoid figures were appearing behind the elevation of the surface. They seemed to be waving and charging towards the spaceship. Drat! Too late to launch the fusion bombs.

“Captain Shemira. Do you have a visual on natives at 2 ‘o clock? Clean it up.”

Captain Shemira yelled a series of quick commands to the gunners. A rain of fire descended on the planet. As Kritu brought another round of Europa whiskey for the captain, several weapons shot, launched, swept and burned the targets around them.

“Area is clear, boss. Eleven targets were eliminated.”

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Soon, dozen figures in their spacesuits were descending from Alligator led by the Admiral Gator. Termino’s orange Sun had just risen in the east to begin its 20-hour day. As per custom long set in the history of space exploration, the General was the first one to set foot on the soft surface of Termino.

“Time 6 AM local, 21st July of Year 1 of United Era, General Gator claims this planet in the service of the Emperor. For the Emperor.”

“For the Emperor,” came the reply.

Admiral looked around. As far as he could see there was grey nothingness for miles on end. There were no surface features to speak of and there was an uneasy quiet on the planet. It reminded him of a mass cemetery on his home planet.

“Set your clocks to the local time. Do the cleanup and set up camp alpha… I don’t want to spend a minute more than absolutely necessary in this grey hell -- what that annoying static?”

An electromagnetic disturbance flickered in his visors and simultaneously a cracking noise rang in his ears.

“Seems that Termino has a strong magnetic field captain and it is unstable.” Came reply from the science team that was still onboard Alligator along with the rest of the crew.

‘Unstable’ seemed to define Termino in other ways as well. The moss was mushy and the ground under them seemed to shake periodically like a heartbeat. The Ground team had to consciously pull-out their legs from the sticky grey substance that often climbed up to their knees. And after a brief effort it soon became clear that setting up a camp was impossible.

Admiral Gator gritted his teeth. Without camp, Termino wouldn’t be considered as captured. “Those natives… who were running to our ship… they must be living somewhere underground. Captain… can you check on their bodies for clues?”

“Sure, boss.” Captain Shemira waded her way through the thick moss to where the natives were shot dead. She looked around in confusion.

“There is not a single body here, boss… looks like that this moss gobbled them up.”

Captain looked around. All eleven soldiers from the ground team were, in turn, looking at him.

“Let’s explore the area where those natives were coming from. Kritu, I need a deep scan of Termino on all frequencies… keep an eye out for the source of this moss-quake and this static.”

They started walking east searching for any anomaly in the grey world that seemed planet-wide now. The walk was punishing due to viscous moss and 140% gravity. Periodically, they would stop to pull themselves above the moss that seemed to be rising. After about an hour, they seemed to have hardly away from their ship.

He then heard Captain Shimera on comms. She had patched the science team on a common channel where she was asking a weird question.

“Kritu, how many Suns does Termino have?”

“One.” Came a quick reply from Kritu.

Admiral bellowed. “Has the thaw made you stupid, Captain?”

“Boss, look.” Captain replied. Admiral Gator didn’t get it till she repeated loudly. “Just look at the Sun.”

Admiral’s turned to the sky and for a second couldn’t comprehend what he was seeing. Only a part of the Sun’s orange disk was visible in the eastern horizon.
And then it clicked to him.

The Sun was rising. “Again?”

He instinctively looked at his watch. 5:30 AM.

“How is this possible? What the f**k does this mean?”

Admiral Gator turned towards Captain Shemira for an answer and his eyes widened. The sight was horrid. The moss that was only sticking upto her knees, suddenly crawled up her body. Before she could say something, the moss poured through her open mouth. It then went above her head and covered her entire body. And then as suddenly the whole thing merged back into the ground leaving no trace of her body.

For a second, Admiral stood stupefied. Then he stuttered, “M… Mission abort. P… prepare Alligator for departure. Ground team... back to the ship... immediately.”

“Admiral, the sensors are going crazy in here,” Kritu shaken voice came in. “I did scans and there are massive EM pulses going under the grey layer.”

“Where exactly?” said Admiral, sweating profusely, and trying to run as fast as he could.

“Everywhere,” Kritu replied. “L… looks like a neural network that spans the entire planet… it is… it is… communicating. It’s… alive.”

They had hardly taken ten steps towards the Alligator when a massive moss-quake shook them. A grey Tsunami rose up like a monster mouth and gobbled up the entire spaceship. Mortal screams flooded the comms. As the wave washed over the ship, shrill screams were replaced by a deathly silence.

Gator found himself shaking with fear for the first time in his life… and perhaps for the last time. Few others were sobbing. He emptied his entire ammo on the ground as if trying to kill a ghost underground.

And then… he saw it. In some distance, a large aircraft was breaking through the clouds and was getting closer to the ground.

“Looks like an imperial rescue ship.” Someone said.

Before Admiral could give a command, all the remaining soldiers were running towards the rescue ship. All eleven of them.

Eerily, the ship bore the exact markings of the Alligator, Admiral noticed, way too late. A hail of firepower blasted through them and there were eleven bodies on Termino to feed the grey monster again.


Same old, same old.


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